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Forget boring angels and candy canes, you\u2019ve got Bigfoot on your side this Christmas. He\u2019s the perfect addition to any Douglas fir, because he brings a magical combination of holiday cheer and a whole lot of hair.<\/p>\n

Tortilla Baby Swaddle Blanket<\/strong><\/a>: $47.99<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/a><\/span> $\"tortilla_baby\"$ <\/a><\/span>
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Your friends have been popping out babies like crazy. What better way to make their little ones feel loved than by wrapping them up like a burrito? Complete with a \u201c4-step Burrito Roll\u201d recipe, the good folks of Chipotle will be calling you to come on board AS.A.P.<\/p>\n
Serenity Cat Pod<\/strong><\/a>: $1,000<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/a><\/span> $\"Photo$ <\/a><\/span>
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One thousand dollars is a small price to pay for your favorite feline\u2019s happiness. Tell Snookums it was designed by the pod designer of \u201cMen in Black III\u201d (which is completely true), making her essentially a celebrity. This spaceship-like chamber offers a comfy cave for your cat, with LED lights that change color so your fur baby won\u2019t feel left out when you go to Coachella without her.<\/p>\n
Fyxation Leather 6-Pack Caddy<\/strong><\/a>: $59.95<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/a><\/span> $\"Photo$ <\/a><\/span>
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While this could make you at risk for a B.U.I., you probably won\u2019t care because you\u2019ll be drunk on a bike (which everyone knows is incredibly fun). Personally, I\u2019ll be adding this to my holiday wish list. It\u2019s the ideal gift for the fitness-conscious binge drinker in your life.\u00a0<\/strong><\/p>\n
Mounted Squirrel Head<\/strong><\/a>: $24.96<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/a><\/span> $\"w28-5-Mounted$ <\/a><\/span>
Photo attribution: http:\/\/www.skymall.com\/mounted-squirrel-head\/VM8203.html<\/p><\/div>\n
Remember when you were a kid and looked up in awe at your uncle\u2019s mounted buck? Well, this is almost as cool as that. Put this little critter over your bed, and he\u2019ll protect you from anyone who wishes you harm. You know, like a cool guardian of the forest\u2026who just happens to be a rodent.<\/p>\n
Mademoiselle Floor Lamp<\/strong><\/a>: $549<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/a><\/span> $\"Photo$ <\/a><\/span>
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Get a leg up on interior design with this illuminating item. And you won\u2019t feel pressure to show any skin when you have guests over, because your fancy pants lamp is doin\u2019 it for you.<\/p>\n
Push Pushi Raincoat<\/strong><\/a>: $44.95<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/a><\/span> $\"Photo$ <\/a><\/span>
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Give your pooch some special holiday TLC this season. Your little furball hates getting wet at all costs, so the sensible thing to do is purchase him this comfy coat that doubles as an umbrella. If Fido gives you the stink face, it\u2019s simply because he\u2019s too happy to express himself via his normal contented grunts.<\/p>\n
Wine Bottle Glass<\/strong><\/a>: $19.95<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/a><\/span> $\"Photo$ <\/a><\/span>
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The classier option to chugging vino straight from the bottle. Purchase this puppy for the \u201cCougar Town\u201d enthusiast in your life, and prepare to be showered with slurred compliments.<\/p>\n
Faceless Watch<\/strong><\/a>: $99.95<\/strong>\u00a0<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/a><\/span> $\"Photo$ <\/a><\/span>
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Ancient Greeks had sundials, and you can give your modern-day loved one a faceless watch. They may have to strain to actually see what time it is, but bystanders will simply assume they\u2019ve developed a Narcissus complex and fallen in love with their own forearm.<\/p>\n
RZ Facemask<\/strong><\/a>: $29.95<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/a><\/span> $\"Photo$ <\/a><\/span>
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Nothing says \u201chappy holidays\u201d quite like a personalized air purifier. Sure, the wearer of the mask might look like the dastardly evil-doer Bane, but their lungs will be as innocent as Alfred, trying to get Mr. Wayne to take his vitamins.<\/p>\n
Still didn\u2019t find what you\u2019re looking for? Browse SkyMall\u00ae for 30 seconds and you\u2019ll be flooded with creative ideas, in addition to having interesting topics to text your mom about. (Why didn\u2019t she ever buy you an Italian Replica Globe Bar?) Your family and friends will love your sense of fun, and all of these weird gifts are sure to keep the conversation going around ye olde yule log.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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