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Because putting your feet on the actual ground is for peasants!<\/p>\n

Recreational Monofins<\/a> $49.99 – $89.99<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/a><\/span> $\"\"$ <\/a><\/span>
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All of your friends are going to be so jealous of your sweet monofins. Especially when you can\u2019t properly walk down the beach to get into the ocean. Hopefully they still like you enough to help out once you fall over into the sand. Ouch.<\/p>\n
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Winky Cross Body Bag<\/a> $39.00<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/a><\/span> $\"\"$ <\/a><\/span>
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For the traveler who has eyes in the back of their head, or all over their body. This is the perfect accessory for the traveler who has a hard time flirting with in-flight hotties. Although a bit creepy, no one will be able to say that they didn\u2019t know you\u2019re interested. Wink wink.<\/p>\n
It Is What It Is Bracelet<\/a> $19.95<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/a><\/span> $\"\"$ <\/a><\/span>
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Does this really need an explanation? It is what it is. Deal with it.<\/p>\n
Heather Harp Carrying Case<\/a> $49.95<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/a><\/span> $\"\"$ <\/a><\/span>
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In middle school your mother urged you to start playing musical instruments. Even if you marched to a different tune, you can still carry around a harp. Rent it out to any traveling wedding bands and say you\u2019ll provide harp transportation free of charge.<\/p>\n
\u00a0 Wireless Retro iPhone Handset<\/a> $32.95<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/a><\/span> $\"\"$ <\/a><\/span>
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You invested more than $200 to keep up with modern times, but why not throw in an obsolete phone just for fun.<\/p>\n
\u00a0 Torso Toner<\/a> $60.00<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/a><\/span> $\"\"$ <\/a><\/span>
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\u201cHave you been working out?\u201d \u201cNo man, don\u2019t tell anybody, but I\u2019m just rocking my Torso Toner.\u201d Get ready for flat abs and a huge self-esteem boost.<\/p>\n
Sleep Mask with Music Input<\/a> $12.95<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/a><\/span> $\"\"$ <\/a><\/span>
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Hear music with your eyeballs!<\/p>\n
Plush Monkey Hat- Pack of 6<\/a> $72.66<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/a><\/span> $\"\"$ <\/a><\/span>
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Nothing is sexier than a grown person in a cartoonish monkey cap. Don\u2019t be scared off by the price tag, these hats are going to bring you countless hours of entertainment. The best part is they come in a pack of 6, so you\u2019ll always have a back-up.<\/p>\n
Dowager Countess Tees<\/a> $29.95 – $34.95<\/strong><\/h2>\n<\/a><\/span> $\"\"$ <\/a><\/span>
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After several minutes of scrolling through SkyMall, it became apparent that there is some type of weird \u201cDownton Abbey\u201d obsession happening. I\u2019m giving preferential treatment to this specific product because it features the Dowager Countess, a.k.a. Professor McGonagall.<\/p>\n
Take it from someone who just spent 45 minutes laughing at all the innovative and ludicrous things that live inside SkyMall magazine, this publication will provide you with enough entertainment to last the duration of any flight. So perhaps the next time you travel you forget to pack your iPad on purpose\u2026imagine that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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